Baby BooBoo | Chase that Ball | Grass and Bugs | Red Alarm | Fire Safety | Jumping Luna | Puppydog is Boss
Catnip | Mix it Up | Hot Day | Scampter, Scatter, Go! | Get That Snack | Twitchy Little Tail
Kitty in a Sunbeam | Miles | Luna Houdini Kurz | Cluck Old Hen | Duck Feast | Here Comes Puppydog
Harris and Harriet | Jazz Loves Bonito | Plenty of Water | Carl the Cat | Iggy the Iguana
Shorthair | Furry and Purring | She's One to Purr | Ode to a Daschund | My Furry Cat | Whiskers and Fur

Baby BooBoo

Ah, ah, BooBoo,
Ah, ah, BooBoo,

From Ancient Siam, Ooo,
She's a kitty of color, Oh,
To the Bayview hood, Whoa.

Now she's sitting pretty on her princess pillow,
Oh, Booboo.

Fetch a toy mouse scattered all around the house,
They're no match for you,
Baby Booboo.

Beg for kitty milk and for kitty snack food,
Gotta do what you gotta do,
Haven't you, BooBoo.

She knows her name and when she ought to be ashamed,
Got a very high kitty I.Q.
Clever Booboo.

She spends hours at a time,
Staring out the window at the passers-by.

How she loves to purr,
And burrow under the covers.

She's super smart, super cute, super loved,
By her two gay daddies.

Booboo,
She was a rescue.
Baby Booboo,
She was a rescue.

Chase That Ball

Lyrics by Mom

Chase that ball, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Shake that cat, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Time for walk, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Halter on, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Leave it alone, Puppydog, Puppydog,
It's on the floor, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Halter on, Puppydog, Puppydog,
Again, again, Puppydog, Puppydog!

Grass and Bugs

Grass and bugs, grass and bugs,
What a lunch for a goose, goose.

Grass and bugs, grass and bugs,
What a lunch for a goose, goose.

What a lovely way for a goose to spend the day,
Nibbling on grass!

What a very tasty treat for a goose to eat,
Bugs, bugs, bugs, bugs!

Even if you hiss at me,
I hope you get enough to eat,
You cute goose. Ah, ah!

Red Alarm

Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm,
The blender's on!
Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm,
The blender's on!

Run for your lives,
Head for the hills,
Every dog for herself.
Gotta get away from,
Danger, danger,
Hurry your escape or else.

Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm,
The blender's on!
Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm,
The blender's on!

Sounds like the world is,
Coming to an end.
Armageddon.
Better say your prayers,
Bless this bone,
If your gonna get to heaven.

Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm, Red Alarm,
Oh my god,
The blender is on!

Fire Safety

Fire safety, fire safety,
Always be aware 'cause fire's such a scare.

Wouldn't it be awful if your place burned up?
Charring all your favorite things, Blazing your stuff.

You would be so lucky if you even got out,
Breath in too much smoke and you'll pass out.

Fire safety, fire safety,
Always be aware 'cause fire's such a scare.

Jumping Luna

There's something on that wall,
There's something on that wall,
I can't see it but she can sense it.

There's something on that wall,
There's something on that wall,

What could it be,
What does Luna see?

I try to fall asleep and she goes hop, hop, hop,
I wake up in the morning when I'd rather not,
She is so fixated on that there spot.

Woe is me,
What does Luna see?

There's something on that wall,
There's something on that wall,
I can't see it but she can sense it.

There's something on that wall,
There's something on that wall,

Could it be,
Lunacy?

If that's kitties not crazy,
I soon will be,
Have some catnip,
Scratch this pad,
Stop jumping up on that wall,
You're driving me mad!

Puppydog is Boss

Puppydog is Boss,
Puppydog is Boss.

If you're a stuffed cat you better watch out,
Puppydog's gonna bring you down.

Puppydog is Boss,
Puppydog is Boss.

She's afraid of you and I,
She so scared it makes her cry.

But if you're a ball you better watch out,
Puppydog's gonna chase you down.

Puppydog is boss,
Puppydog is boss.

Puppydog conquers inanimate foes,
That's the way the puppy mind goes.

But if she's a-barking better watch out,
Puppydog might just take you out.

Puppydog is boss,
Puppydog is boss.

Baby BooBoo | Chase that Ball | Grass and Bugs | Red Alarm | Fire Safety | Jumping Luna | Puppydog is Boss
Catnip | Mix it Up | Hot Day | Scampter, Scatter, Go! | Get That Snack | Twitchy Little Tail
Kitty in a Sunbeam | Miles | Luna Houdini Kurz | Cluck Old Hen | Duck Feast | Here Comes Puppydog
Harris and Harriet | Jazz Loves Bonito | Plenty of Water | Carl the Cat | Iggy the Iguana
Shorthair | Furry and Purring | She's One to Purr | Ode to a Daschund | My Furry Cat | Whiskers and Fur

Catnip

Jazzy is all cracked out on catnip,
Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.

Yeah she gets so crazy when she chews on that green stuff,
Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.

Jazzy loves to party in the sunny morning,
Na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.
If she does too much catnip it will do her no good,
For her tolerance will get much too high.

Then she'll have to wait till it works again,
Then she'll have to wait till it works again,
Then she'll have to wait till it works again,
Then she'll have to wait till it works again!

Mix It Up

Kitty wants some dry food,
Then she wants some wet food,
When she's done with wet food,
Then she wants some dry food.

Kitty wants some wet food,
Then she wants some dry food,
When she's done with dry food,
Then she wants some wet food.

Kitty likes variety,
Option please and some treats,
The same old thing is boring,
Mix it up!

Hot Day

It's a hot day and she is laying in the sun,
It's a hot day and she is laying in the sun,
It's a hot day and she is laying in the sun,
Boy, is that kitty gonna be warm.

Scamper, Scatter, Go!

Look at Jazzy run she goes so fast,
Scamper, scamper, scamper,
Scatter, scatter, go!

Look at Jazzy as she darts across the floor,
Scamper, scamper, scamper, Scatter, scatter, go!

Look at Jazzy cat she is so quick,
Scamper, scamper, scamper,
Scatter, scatter, go!

Look at Jazzy cat she is so swift,
Scamper, scamper, scamper,
Scatter, scatter, go!

Get That Snack

She says "Rowr!",
She wants lunch,
Right now,
A munch, munch.

Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, hey kitty cat,
Get that snack, get that snack,
Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, hey kitty cat,
Get that snack fuzzy wuzzy kitty cat.

Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, hey kitty cat,
Get that snack, get that snack,
Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, hey kitty cat,
Get that snack fuzzy wuzzy kitty cat.

Twitchy Little Tail

She's got a twitchy little tail,
That she likes to shake,
When she wants to make,
Me give her something,
Like a little love,
Or some yummy grub,
To satisfy,
Her appetite.

She looks so cute,
When she wants some food,
It makes it very hard,
For me to refuse,
But she needs to loose,
A little weight,
If she's gonna live,
To a ripe old age.

Baby BooBoo | Chase that Ball | Grass and Bugs | Red Alarm | Fire Safety | Jumping Luna | Puppydog is Boss
Catnip | Mix it Up | Hot Day | Scampter, Scatter, Go! | Get That Snack | Twitchy Little Tail
Kitty in a Sunbeam | Miles | Luna Houdini Kurz | Cluck Old Hen | Duck Feast | Here Comes Puppydog
Harris and Harriet | Jazz Loves Bonito | Plenty of Water | Carl the Cat | Iggy the Iguana
Shorthair | Furry and Purring | She's One to Purr | Ode to a Daschund | My Furry Cat | Whiskers and Fur

Kitty in a Sunbeam

Kitty in a sunbeam, kitty in a sunbeam, kitty in a sunbeam,
She loves to lay.

Kitty in a sunbeam, kitty in a sunbeam, kitty in a sunbeam,
She loves to lay, to lay,
She loves, she loves, loves to lay.

Kitty in a closet, kitty in a closet, kitty in a closet,
She loves to hide.

Kitty in a closet, kitty in a closet, kitty in a closet,
She loves to hide, to hide,
She loves, she loves, loves to hide.

Kitty in a window, kitty in a window, kitty in a window,
She loves to look.

Kitty in a window, kitty in a window, kitty in a window,
She loves to look, to look,
she loves, she loves, loves to,
Kitty loves to lay and hide and look outside. Ah!

Miles

Miles runs miles around you,
He fast and ever so strong,
He jumps strait up and high,
If he's got a toy, Miles holds on.

Miles runs miles around you,
He's got his eye on a labrador,
He nibbles her ear when he's wooing her,
But if she's got the toy there's gonna be a war.

Miles runs miles around you,
The sound of his yip, supernatural,
The rate of that dog on a scale of one to ten,
Is somewhere around a zillion.

Luna Houdini Kurz

Luna Houdini Kurz,
Get into the cupboards,
Delectables are not safe,
Luna has her ways.

It's looks like she's climbing on air,
But really a screen is there,
The windows and patio door,
Are marked with her claws.

You thought that you had her trapped,
As soon as the door is cracked,
She rushes like water away,
Breaking free again.

Luna Houdini Kurz,
Can't contain her!

Cluck Old Hen

My old hen's a good old hen,
She lays eggs for the railroad men,
Sometimes one, sometimes two,
Sometimes enough for the whole damn crew.

Cluck old hen, Cluck and sing,
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring,
Cluck old hen, Cluck and squall,
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall.

My old hen's a good old hen,
Sometimes nine, sometimes ten,
Thats enough eggs for the railroad men.

Cluck old hen, Cluck and sing,
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring,
Cluck old hen, Cluck and squall,
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall.

Cluck old hen, Cluck and sing,
Ain't laid an egg since way last spring,
Cluck old hen, Cluck and squall,
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall.
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall.

Duck Feast

It's a duck feast,
It's a duck feast,
It's a duck feast,
In the water one the land.

It's a happy duck feast,
With a bag of grain in hand.
Their bobbing on the water,
Their waddling on the land.

When I toss the grain out,
The duckies gather round,
It's a feeding frenzy,
With nibbling all about.

It's a duck feast,
It's a duck feast,
It's a duck feast,
Until all the grain is gone.

Here Comes Puppydog

Here comes Puppydog, here comes Puppydog,
Can't wait to meet that little dog.

Mom's puppy chihuahua is our new family pet,
I am so excited that I finally get to meet her.

Here comes Puppydog, here comes Puppydog,
Can't wait to meet that little dog.

The dog my mom calls Puppydog.

Baby BooBoo | Chase that Ball | Grass and Bugs | Red Alarm | Fire Safety | Jumping Luna | Puppydog is Boss
Catnip | Mix it Up | Hot Day | Scampter, Scatter, Go! | Get That Snack | Twitchy Little Tail
Kitty in a Sunbeam | Miles | Luna Houdini Kurz | Cluck Old Hen | Duck Feast | Here Comes Puppydog
Harris and Harriet | Jazz Loves Bonito | Plenty of Water | Carl the Cat | Iggy the Iguana
Shorthair | Furry and Purring | She's One to Purr | Ode to a Daschund | My Furry Cat | Whiskers and Fur

Harris and Harriet

Harris, you handsome boy with your sapphire eyes,
Harriet, you foxy girl with your silver ears and tail.
Off you go to the golden state.
You won't like the car ride,
But you'll love your new place.

Harris and Harriet, what a darling pair.
Jump up high, take a silly pose,
Chase a fake mouse here and there.
When you find what you new life brings,
You won't miss the old things,

Jazz Loves Bonito

Jazz loves bonito,
It's ever so light and fluffy,
So very tasty.

That flakey fish,
She gobbles it up till it's gone,
And then she wants some more flakey fish fun!

Plenty of Water

I was told,
Many cats,
In old age,
Get urinary infections.

Jazzy cat,
Listen here,
My advice,
Is clear.

Drink plenty of water,
Drink plenty of water,
Drink plenty of water,
Don't get a urinary infection,
Avoid urinary infections.

Carl the Cat

This is a story of a cat named Carl.
He was left all summer long,
In the care of strangers,
Far from home.

Carlo, el gate, oh Carlo, es bonito.
Carlo, el gate, oh Carlo, es bonito.
Es bonito, es bonito, es bonito, es bonito.

Carlo,
Has six toes,
With sharp claws,
On dangerous paws.

Walk through,
he hall you,
Might end up,
With body scars, with body scars,

Wounds of the flesh,
Carl will impress,
Fear in you heart,
Blood on his paws,
Dare cross his path,
You'll feel his wrath.
He's an angry cat, He's an angry cat.

Iggy the iguana

Iggy the iguana,
Looking so cool and green,
Lizard, I think you ought to,
Be a friend to me.

I give you Brussels sprouts in the morning,
You love to gobble them up,
I keep your water fresh and clean but,
You want to bite my finger off.

Oh, Iggy the iguana,
Maybe living in that tank,
Has made you a little crazy,
I think for me it would do the same.

Baby BooBoo | Chase that Ball | Grass and Bugs | Red Alarm | Fire Safety | Jumping Luna | Puppydog is Boss
Catnip | Mix it Up | Hot Day | Scampter, Scatter, Go! | Get That Snack | Twitchy Little Tail
Kitty in a Sunbeam | Miles | Luna Houdini Kurz | Cluck Old Hen | Duck Feast | Here Comes Puppydog
Harris and Harriet | Jazz Loves Bonito | Plenty of Water | Carl the Cat | Iggy the Iguana
Shorthair | Furry and Purring | She's One to Purr | Ode to a Daschund | My Furry Cat | Whiskers and Fur

Shorthair

You're a shorthair,
And you've got more hair,
Than I thought a shorthair could have,

When I brush you,
The brush gets so full,
Of fur.

Furry and Purring

Fire safety, fire safety,
Always be aware 'cause fire's such a scare.

Wouldn't it be awful if your place burned up?
Charring all your favorite things, Blazing your stuff.

You would be so lucky if you even got out,
Breath in too much smoke and you'll pass out.

Fire safety, fire safety,
Always be aware 'cause fire's such a scare.

She's One to Purr

She's one to purr when she gets pet,
She likes her food both dry and wet,
She's my friendly loving pet,
'Bout as good as a kitty can get,
Oh, Ah, Mmm.

In the morning she loves the sun,
At night she cuddles up where it's warm,
When the door is open she doesn't run,
She is wonderful, my heart is won,
Oh, Ah, Mmm.

Ooo, Oh, Ah!

Ode to a Daschund

Otto is a shiny brown dachshund,
With floppy ears and a pointed nose.
His feet are wide his body is long,
Ah, ah, ah!

My Furry Cat

My furry cat, Sylvester,
Is white as the winter snow,
With patches on her coat that are,
Dark as the night or coal.

She likes to lay around,
In between tasty meals.
She doesn't like to be picked up,
But enjoys being patted down.

Whiskers and Fur

Whiskers and fur,
Whiskers and fur,
How she loves to purr,
She loves to purr.

Whiskers and fur,
Whiskers and fur,
How she loves to purr,
She loves to purr.

We wake in the morning to start each new day,
All the eats, and the treats, and the naps a cat could want.

You're worth a can a food a day,
'Cause life is far more nice with you around,

Whiskers and fur,
Whiskers and fur,
Whiskers and fur.